You've been pondering on what to do with your insignificant career life, shivered at the thought of what lies ahead of someone 'trying' to be an academic, much less suspect that your master's degree is a fluke when all of a sudden you get a heading like this in your email inbox (and it's not even spam. sigh):
Be an Office Acrobat today and win great prizes!
lemme get that trampouline. teka lang.